The Pope, Terry Schiavo and Johnny Cochran all go to Heaven. St. Peter looks at them and says "Heaven's a bit full right now, and only one of you can get in. The other ones will be sent to Hell and dropped into a Lake of Fire."
The Pope says "Well, I was God's representative on Earth, so naturally I should be allowed into Heaven."
Terry Schiavo says "Millions of people prayed for me when I was dying, so with all that prayer in my favor I'm a shoe-in."
St. Peter nods and says to Johnny Cochran, "And what do you have to say in your defense?"
Two hours later, the Pope turns to Terry Schiavo and says, "Who the hell is Chewbacca?"
Terry replies, "Shut the fark up and keep swimming."
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The Pope, Terry Schiavo and Johnny Cochran all go to Heaven. St. Peter looks at them and says "Heaven's a bit full right now, and only one of you can get in. The other ones will be sent to Hell and dropped into a Lake of Fire."
The Pope says "Well, I was God's representative on Earth, so naturally I should be allowed into Heaven."
Terry Schiavo says "Millions of people prayed for me when I was dying, so with all that prayer in my favor I'm a shoe-in."
St. Peter nods and says to Johnny Cochran, "And what do you have to say in your defense?"
Two hours later, the Pope turns to Terry Schiavo and says, "Who the hell is Chewbacca?"
Terry replies, "Shut the fark up and keep swimming."