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Samuel L. Jackson Monday Night Football Monologue
Let me ask you something. Do you know what it's like to really hate someone? I mean, REALLY hate 'em? With a PASSION, a FURY, a VENGANCE? Well these guys do. The Raiders and the Broncos. They can't stand each other Like good hate's evil, and evil hate's good.
They've shared players and coaches. Now tell me that don't breed contempt. What if you yard sale some old drawings to a neighbor up the street and they turned out to be Da Vinci's? You'd hate his guts! Right? You're damn right you would.
And we're just talkin' about some ink on paper. What if the stakes were playoffs, championships, respect? Huh? Now you don't just hate 'em. You want to hit 'em.
You want to bury them in the turf. You want them looking out their ear holes. You want to say, "I like your teeth. Especially the ones scattered around the 20 yard line." You want their mommas to say, "Oh no. That's not my child! My child has a face!"
Well that's what is going on here tonight!
There are Raiders! There are Broncos! There's an enclosed space! There's piles and piles of hate! AND THERE'S YOU!
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Let me ask you something.
Do you know what it's like to really hate someone?
I mean, REALLY hate 'em?
With a PASSION, a FURY, a VENGANCE?
Well these guys do.
The Raiders and the Broncos.
They can't stand each other
Like good hate's evil, and evil hate's good.
They've shared players and coaches.
Now tell me that don't breed contempt.
What if you yard sale some old drawings to a neighbor up the street
and they turned out to be Da Vinci's?
You'd hate his guts! Right?
You're damn right you would.
And we're just talkin' about some ink on paper.
What if the stakes were playoffs, championships, respect? Huh?
Now you don't just hate 'em. You want to hit 'em.
You want to bury them in the turf.
You want them looking out their ear holes.
You want to say, "I like your teeth. Especially the ones scattered
around the 20 yard line."
You want their mommas to say, "Oh no. That's not my child! My child
has a face!"
Well that's what is going on here tonight!
There are Raiders!
There are Broncos!
There's an enclosed space!
There's piles and piles of hate!
AND THERE'S YOU!
So I ask you.
Are you ready for some football?
Well, are you? Punk?